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MATI SATU TUMBUH SERIBU
yanu arep crita ke,,,
langsung bae ya tanpa basa basi cekidot ...


ana bocah arane Darmin, kye bocah kelas 4 SD tp esih ora bisa ngetung babar blass tapi nang pelajaran bahasa Indonesiane top cer jhonn,,,

suatu dina lagi pelajaran matematika oh, terjadi percakapan kaya kie
Guru : "Min, Pak guru arep takon keh karo kowen, pan ngetes matematikane"
Darmin : "endi pak coba, tapi yen salah aja di Patak Sendal yak? hhhee"
Guru : "ora ka, paling tak sembeleh go pakan buaya"
Darmin : "halah daning kaya kuelah"
Guru : "hhhee ora ka, gluwean tok,,, masa yanu pan nyembeleh kowen ngko kena UU oh"
Darmin : "oo,, ndi pak soale coba diwacana"
Guru : "keh ana wit jagung 5, mati siji nggari pira?"
Darmin : "hhhmm... 1004 Pak"
Guru : "lholholho ... kakehan kue, jawabane salah, ya nggari 4 oh,,, "
Darmin : "dih lah ya ora oh pak jare guru bahasa Indonesia 'MATI SATU TUMBUH SERIBU' , saiki wit 5 mati 4 ya nggari 1004 o Pak,, hhheee"
Guru : " walah Dasar bocah Somplang "
Darmin : PISS


HHHeee kue critane Jon,,, yen apik Klepon ne yak? yen ora apik ya tulung aja di Patak Sendal
PISS
Waktu bknlah uang melainkan sebuah kesempatan yG patut Qt pergunakan sebaik-baiknya
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wis sering krungu kye rer Ngikik
tpi apik iz... keep posting ya nok Josss
Never pretend to be others, cause what you see is just a piece of their life, not the whole of their life (R. Imani ; 2011)
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